so...
what do you do for a living?
ah.. nothing at the moment. i just lost my job.
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i used to work at a movie theater but it got shut down after the incident.
the... incident?
the incident being the fact that no one ever went there so they were going bankrupt and then i broke the nacho cheese dispenser.
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i think that was the last straw for the owner.
you made it sound so sinister
oh it was you shouldve seen the poor guy
that sucks
its the kindest of people who end up facing
the cruelest of fates bless his soul
no he was nuts.
saw him strangle a rat in the parking lot once
ah.
anyways
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well i think i might have just the job for you
there is a medieval dungeon themed supermarket
looking to hire
have you ever heard of… cryo
currency?
what are your opinions on partaking in a
geometric shape inspired work environment
hmmm oh yeah i think ive been there before. the one with the comically large spherical bolder rolling towards you when you try to enter?
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i suppose i could make for a decent gargoyle or something. i have some ideas of my own to be exact.
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very narrow produce aisle with chain blades swinging from the ceiling.
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eh?
woah
...seems on theme at least
i think youre right. i would be a natural…
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except for the retail aspect maybe.
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i guess applying cant hurt
uhm- yeah!
what the hell are you doing? arent you trying to recruit her???
oh right
hahahahahah! good one!
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oh you were serious.
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uh.
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i actually know absolutely everything there is to know about it! yup!
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so there is absolutely no reason to explain it to me and go on a deranged tangent because uhm i already know everything.
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seems like you triggered some kind of unpleasant memory in her
"have you ever heard of cryo
currency?",
a question you hear ALL TOO OFTEN nowadays.
you wouldnt get it.
...
shaking my smh. my head. am i right?
....yeah...
(glorious safe)
sure.
(she looks so impressed)
i would love to be part of a cubic crystal system.
like pyrite.
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i imagine it would feel sort of tight knit and secure. interlocking with all the other little pyrites and forming something complete
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like a stone hive mind of sorts. except they dont have minds obviously.
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seems relaxing to be able to rely on your inherent structure like that.
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doesnt it?
i was thinking more of something alongside the likes
of ... a triangle? perhaps?
there is this really awesome shape that also
starts with „pyr“
so a pyramid scheme.
...maybe
not interested.
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