hoooo~

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woah yeah this stuff is strong

what kind of alcohol is even in this?

wym

the acid. whats in it?

oh no this is just straight up acid im not drunk yet the fumes are just melting my synapses

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i think....

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i dunno °hick°

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i have to tell you another thing…

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i wasnt late because i was stuck in traffic, i dont even have a car

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i walked the entire way here and got stuck in a metal fence when i tried to climb it

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and i lost my shoeeee

there there

sniff…sniff ah…mhm

i mean i kinda guessed as much since we dont exactly have drivable streets here? or walkable...
(hell has awful infrastructure)

uhhhgghh...

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you look under the table as inconspicuously as possible… she isnt wearing any shoes at all.

what happened to the other one???

i threw it at a guy for laughing at me…

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oh my god.

SHES SO FUCKING LAME
I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE HER

you should sabotage yourself it would be funny

what???

tell her about your lint collection

NO.

man whatever fuck you

FUCK YOU

haha...

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you know i feel a bit bad now. to be honest i downloaded that dating app ironically because i wanted to laugh at other peoples dumb profiles.

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i just asked you out because i was bored out of my mind…

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i mean- i didnt even use any of my real pictures to safe myself from embarrassment or the dread of being genuine for once

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but you’re actually sincere with this and uh

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i dunno i like chatting with you, for once it feels like someone doesn’t have any alterior motives while talking to me. maybe i should be more honest with myself too

myeah it really sucks how fake people are these days

can you believe i almost joined some shady advertisement company once?

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Dont worry i wasnt desperate enough

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but just so you know i wouldve been super good at it and you wouldve been my first victim

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mmmm im getting soo tiredeepy…ee

HEY dont fall asleep now!

mmm shouldnt have drank that hydrochloric acid… just drop me off at my place okay?y lets do this again some time

huh? how am i supposed to know where you live??

its one floor above your apartment...zzzzzz

WERE NEIGHBORS???

hgggg this is really..really..embarrassing

(sure is)

i dont want to drink any more of this

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ugh let my get it together... one sec

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im normal.

thats was quick