ah.. nothing at the moment. i just lost my job.

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i used to work at a movie theater but it got shut down after the incident.

the... incident?
the incident being the fact that no one ever went there so they were going bankrupt and then i broke the nacho cheese dispenser.

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i think that was the last straw for the owner.

you made it sound so sinister
no he was nuts.
saw him strangle a rat in the parking lot once

ah.
anyways

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hmmm oh yeah i think ive been there before. the one with the comically large spherical bolder rolling towards you when you try to enter?

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i suppose i could make for a decent gargoyle or something. i have some ideas of my own to be exact.

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very narrow produce aisle with chain blades swinging from the ceiling.

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i think youre right. i would be a natural…

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except for the retail aspect maybe.

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i guess applying cant hurt

uhm- yeah!
what the hell are you doing? arent you trying to recruit her???

oh right
hahahahahah! good one!

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oh you were serious.

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uh.

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i actually know absolutely everything there is to know about it! yup!

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so there is absolutely no reason to explain it to me and go on a deranged tangent because uhm i already know everything.

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....yeah...

(glorious safe)
i would love to be part of a cubic crystal system.
like pyrite.

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i imagine it would feel sort of tight knit and secure. interlocking with all the other little pyrites and forming something complete

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like a stone hive mind of sorts. except they dont have minds obviously.

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seems relaxing to be able to rely on your inherent structure like that.

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so a pyramid scheme.

...maybe
not interested.

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