been a while since ive last been to a nice place like this

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well, i suppose the reviews were a bit mixed but it better be nice if they charge that much for a reserva-

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GODDAMN

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you really devoured those huh?

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that was quick i must say im impressed... and a little frightened

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anyways... what do you do for a living? got a job or something?

actually i used to work at a prison
*order more shrimp*
huh... im surprised thats still a thing

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its not very well designed... visually speaking of course

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wouldnt know about the structure, i never got to see it from up close

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im sure it was very lucrative tho haha a depressing work enviroment and a good salary go hand in hand after all

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at least from my expirience.

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so why did you leave?

got fired
it didnt align with my uh... morals
just knew there are greater things waiting
lol

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what? did you plan an elaborate jailbreak to help a psychotic killer escape but you got snitched on last second by the one you trusted the most?

not quite
im just kidding. bet you were just slacking off. hell id be doing the same

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can i take these dishes?

ah yeah go ahead
you have those?

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haha im joking. very noble indeed

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feel like most people dont even question what theyre doing and just enjoy being a cog

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must be dull. why not choose your own path if you have the privilige to exist? cant say that about everyone.

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well, enjoy your morals while you can hehe

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can i take these dishes?

ah yeah go ahead
oh is that so? like what for example?

not having to get up at 5am
going on dates with strangers
the ultimate hustle
for real. thank god im unemployed

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best thing that happened to me all year.

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can i take these dishes?

ah yeah go ahead
how hurtful...is that how you see me? a stranger?

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after we exchanged a whopping amount of 4 messages and 6 minutes of smalltalk?

of course not
those 6 minutes of smalltalk were like
a brother to me
haha yeah i feel the connection. we were tennis championship rivals in our past lives.

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can i take these dishes?

ah yes go ahead
a new job, like a radiant light at the end of the tunnel

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its something that takes mastery and dedication but is insanely rewarding and fullfilling

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my life truly changed for the better. not only am i filthy rich, i also get to hone my networking skills and enhance my brain power.

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and im willing to share it with you.

its-
sodoku.

what? no its-
nothing youre about to say could entertain me more than the idea that youre super passionate about sodoku so im just gonna stop you right there

...
can i take these dishes?

yea... go ahead
woah

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okay well

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i actually lost my job a few months ago its a silly story

*order shrimp*
damn thats crazy

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you proceed to order 4 more plates of shrimp

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wha

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who the hell are you feeding? jesus and his deciples?

me and my stomach
i kinda feel like im third wheeling here

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maybe i shouldve worn something more... crustaciony

*order shrimp*
...

*order shrimp*
ok

*order shrimp*
ill leave you two alone then

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gonna go to the bathroom or ..something

*order shrimp*
...

*order shrimp*


*order shrimp*


*order shrimp*


*order shrimp*
i was sent to table 12 to tell you that unfortunately-

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wow

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yeah

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unfortionatly we are all out of shrimp.

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i can see why now. thats impressive in a way.

i was mesmerized by the beauty of the sea
werent there two of you? where did the other one go

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oh.

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she ditched you. that sucks.

i wouldnt say "ditched". shell be back.
i saw her climb out the window with a makeshift rope made out of our decorative periodic table banners.

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which you will be paying for i believe.

ah...
ah indeed.

so uh. come here often?
hmpf. you could say so.

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they gave me the job because of my off putting demeanor and the fact that my glasses slightly glow in an unsettling way.

hm.
so about the bill.

ill pay you 2 packets of cocktail sauce
to not show me the bill.
what if i ask really really nicely-
cope.
im just gonna take a wild guess and assume you expected the girl to pay

now. why would you ever say such a thing
you dont have a bag and your clothes dont even have pockets.

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the likelyhoods of you owning a wallet in the first place are exceedingly low.

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look i-

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maybe i can convince my boss to let you pay via work hours

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we need someone to clean the vents and im sure as hell not gonna do it.

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but untill then. you are in DEPT. do you understand?

yessir...
i think there might be something deeply wrong
with me
okay. sign this paper with your adress and phone number and ill contact you in the following days

one more thing-
what is it?

can i have your number too?
...

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fine. whatever. now get out.

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once again, another strike of genius. incredible how you handled that situation you should be proud of yourself.

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he will DEFINITELY love being recruited next time you see him.

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