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your upstairs neighbor is leaking again.

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after losing your job at the local prison (probably for the better) you are filled with a gaping void of boredom.

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a void which can only be filled by joining another evil cooperation!

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well... i mean „evil“... that’s a bit of a stretch. how evil could they really be when they pay you so well!

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under the humble condition that they only pay you once you have fulfilled your task. instead of hourly like a normal job would, theres no fun in that. the task of course being to find new people to join the company.

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wait? are you a recruiter or something?

whatever
what’s important is that you’re gonna make absolute BANK.

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because you’re kind of a genius. your coworkers aren’t ready for your overly large frontal lobe und unmatched wits.

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you found the perfect place to recruit vi-

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uh convince people to join your awesome job in a friendly and non threatening way.

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ONLINE DATING APPS

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its pretty much perfect. you just need to find a vulnerable and jobless looking volunteer love interest and you’re set.

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bet no one else has thought of this before

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ew weird

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oh...

perfect
chatting is a waste of time

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!!

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successful. and a beast.

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better get ready now while you still have time

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most of your clothes are completely soaked...

(besides the uniform youre totally gonna return one day)
you cant show up like th- WAIT

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nvm

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classic.

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only 26 hours to go

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only 26 hours to go...

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