booya
wait...
35$???
"Imported from the human world" you gotta be kidding me... I dont have that much
hmmm... these here are way cheaper
uh
-activate crime mode-
-buy weirdo eggs-
*you begin to hatch a brilliant plan*
*you now have about 12 loose eggs stuffed in your enormous pant pockets*
heh. genius.
HEY! what do you think youre doing?!
oh fuck
*you try to eggscape but you trip and fall. now your being escorted outside with soggy pants covered in egg yolk* great.
i bet these ARE normal eggs in hell...
he did say find the.
-eggs-
and not we need to find regular boring human-harvested normie eggs.
okay lets get back to the other guys
wich way should i go tho?
-the one that says "WARNING: dangerous wooden spikes hidden in the ground STAY AWAY"-
-the regular one. what kinda question is this?-
hah. too easy
classic.