booya

wait...

35$???

"Imported from the human world" you gotta be kidding me... I dont have that much

hmmm... these here are way cheaper

*you begin to hatch a brilliant plan*

*you now have about 12 loose eggs stuffed in your enormous pant pockets*

heh. genius.

HEY! what do you think youre doing?!

oh fuck

*you try to eggscape but you trip and fall. now your being escorted outside with soggy pants covered in egg yolk* great.

i bet these ARE normal eggs in hell...

he did say find the.

-eggs-

and not we need to find regular boring human-harvested normie eggs.

okay lets get back to the other guys

hah. too easy

classic.